Short Answer: Because they don't want to peel!
Explanation: π Bananas have to put sunscreen on before going to the beach because they want to avoid peeling, just like how we humans use sunscreen to prevent our skin from getting burnt and peeling. After all, nobody wants to see a bunch of sunburnt bananas with peeling skin at the beach! πποΈ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 5, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 21, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 18, 2017
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 17, 2017
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 30, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 30, 2016
π You totally won the internet today!
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 25, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 23, 2016
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Fikiri (Guest) on December 10, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 5, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Salima (Guest) on November 28, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 25, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Jaffar (Guest) on November 25, 2016
π€£ This joke is too good!
Biashara (Guest) on November 24, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Shukuru (Guest) on November 19, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 14, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 12, 2016
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 12, 2016
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 12, 2016
π Bookmarking this!
Salum (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Hamida (Guest) on November 8, 2016
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 3, 2016
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Ali (Guest) on November 1, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Mgeni (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 7, 2016
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Hamida (Guest) on October 4, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Shamim (Guest) on September 17, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 29, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Chiku (Guest) on August 9, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Halima (Guest) on August 4, 2016
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 3, 2016
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 29, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 26, 2016
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 26, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Jaffar (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 11, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Maimuna (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 18, 2016
π Perfect joke!
Farida (Guest) on June 18, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Halimah (Guest) on June 13, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 11, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 4, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 27, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 26, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Amina (Guest) on May 23, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Habiba (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Selemani (Guest) on May 7, 2016
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Nassar (Guest) on April 30, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
George Tenga (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Chiku (Guest) on April 25, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Rehema (Guest) on April 19, 2016
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 9, 2016
π This made my day!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 5, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Majid (Guest) on April 3, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 31, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ