Aziza (Guest) on December 3, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

James Mduma (Guest) on November 26, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 24, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 12, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 8, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 6, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Rahim (Guest) on November 2, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 16, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 10, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 8, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 2, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Hamida (Guest) on September 8, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 7, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 5, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Hashim (Guest) on August 27, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 20, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 16, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 15, 2016

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 14, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Jamal (Guest) on August 13, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Ali (Guest) on August 1, 2016

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 25, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 23, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 20, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 19, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 11, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

James Malima (Guest) on July 10, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 4, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 23, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 21, 2016

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 13, 2016

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Abubakar (Guest) on June 9, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Majid (Guest) on June 3, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 21, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 12, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 26, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 26, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 21, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 20, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 19, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 18, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 1, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 31, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Issack (Guest) on March 28, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 16, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

John Lissu (Guest) on March 14, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Farida (Guest) on March 10, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Neema (Guest) on March 5, 2016

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Maida (Guest) on March 5, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 3, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 3, 2016

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 2, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 28, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 22, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 22, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Jabir (Guest) on February 15, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Maimuna (Guest) on February 14, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Husna (Guest) on February 13, 2016

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 13, 2016

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂