Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 19, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 13, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 10, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 7, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Hassan (Guest) on December 1, 2016

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 28, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Abubakari (Guest) on November 21, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Bakari (Guest) on November 14, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Mustafa (Guest) on November 8, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 8, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Baraka (Guest) on November 7, 2016

😂 So funny!

Zubeida (Guest) on November 6, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 3, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 2, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 29, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Abdullah (Guest) on October 24, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 18, 2016

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Jamal (Guest) on October 8, 2016

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 3, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 1, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 1, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 22, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

John Lissu (Guest) on September 6, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 26, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Zakia (Guest) on August 17, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 11, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Hassan (Guest) on August 3, 2016

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 3, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 27, 2016

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Omari (Guest) on July 24, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Zulekha (Guest) on July 9, 2016

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Chiku (Guest) on July 5, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

James Kimani (Guest) on June 17, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Chiku (Guest) on June 13, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 7, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 23, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Nashon (Guest) on April 25, 2016

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 22, 2016

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Mhina (Guest) on April 19, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 19, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 15, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 8, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 7, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 5, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 27, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 27, 2016

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 18, 2016

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 18, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Salma (Guest) on March 9, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 4, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Shamsa (Guest) on February 24, 2016

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 19, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 14, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 4, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mariam (Guest) on January 30, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 19, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

James Mduma (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Nassar (Guest) on January 12, 2016

😁 This just made my day!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 15, 2015

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔