Short Answer: π Because the ghosts were caught playing hide and seek and kept escaping!
Explanation: The fences around cemeteries exist to prevent mischievous ghosts from wandering off and causing spooky trouble. It turns out they were quite the sneaky bunch, always trying to play hide and seek with unsuspecting visitors. But those clever cemetery keepers finally had enough and decided to put up fences to keep those tricky spirits in check. So, next time you visit a cemetery, keep an eye out for any playful ghosts trying to wiggle their way through the fences! π»
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 29, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 12, 2017
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Issa (Guest) on January 10, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 5, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Rahma (Guest) on January 4, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Asha (Guest) on January 4, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
John Kamande (Guest) on January 3, 2017
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 3, 2017
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 18, 2016
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 12, 2016
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Habiba (Guest) on December 11, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 11, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 8, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 25, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Masika (Guest) on November 24, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Muslima (Guest) on November 21, 2016
π Canβt wait to share this!
Selemani (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Hekima (Guest) on November 6, 2016
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 30, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Kheri (Guest) on October 15, 2016
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 9, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 27, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 30, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Mashaka (Guest) on August 23, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 18, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 13, 2016
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 19, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 11, 2016
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Shani (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 5, 2016
π That punchline was epic!
Baraka (Guest) on July 4, 2016
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 3, 2016
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
John Lissu (Guest) on June 21, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Rahim (Guest) on June 17, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 15, 2016
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
David Chacha (Guest) on June 1, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 28, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 20, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 4, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 29, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Arifa (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Fikiri (Guest) on April 16, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Jamila (Guest) on April 9, 2016
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Nahida (Guest) on April 1, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 1, 2016
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 31, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 30, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 30, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Biashara (Guest) on March 29, 2016
π This one really got me!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 20, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Nashon (Guest) on March 18, 2016
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 18, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 16, 2016
π This is gold!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 16, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 12, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Issack (Guest) on March 4, 2016
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π