Answer: The witch parks her vehicle at a broomstick lot! π§Ήπ
Explanation: Since witches are often depicted riding broomsticks, the joke plays on the idea that a broomstick can be considered their "vehicle." Instead of a regular parking lot, the humorous twist suggests that witches would have their own designated parking area called a "broomstick lot." The combination of the broomstick and the concept of a parking lot adds a playful and imaginative touch to the riddle.
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