Where do books hide when they’re scared?

Omari (Guest) on April 1, 2017

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Amina (Guest) on March 29, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 26, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 25, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Ahmed (Guest) on March 18, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 8, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 4, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Azima (Guest) on February 28, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 25, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 17, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Sumaya (Guest) on February 16, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 14, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 11, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 10, 2017

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Fadhili (Guest) on February 7, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 30, 2017

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 26, 2017

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

David Chacha (Guest) on January 23, 2017

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 23, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 18, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on January 16, 2017

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 13, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 13, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 21, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Rashid (Guest) on December 14, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 5, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Latifa (Guest) on December 4, 2016

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 26, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 20, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Halimah (Guest) on November 14, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 9, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Nassor (Guest) on November 8, 2016

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Mchuma (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 6, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Jabir (Guest) on October 31, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 22, 2016

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Rahim (Guest) on October 21, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Umi (Guest) on October 20, 2016

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Raha (Guest) on October 19, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Wande (Guest) on October 16, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 13, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 20, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 20, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 8, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Salima (Guest) on September 7, 2016

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 3, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 1, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 28, 2016

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 22, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 15, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 5, 2016

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Biashara (Guest) on July 31, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 25, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 23, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Neema (Guest) on July 22, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 16, 2016

😄 Too good!

Kiza (Guest) on July 12, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 12, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 7, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️