Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! โ๏ธ๐ช"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Arifa (Guest) on January 25, 2017
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Frank Macha (Guest) on January 12, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 12, 2017
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Raha (Guest) on December 24, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 19, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Josephine (Guest) on December 15, 2016
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 11, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 11, 2016
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 8, 2016
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 5, 2016
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Safiya (Guest) on November 30, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Biashara (Guest) on November 28, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Baridi (Guest) on November 26, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 16, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 15, 2016
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Salum (Guest) on November 14, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 12, 2016
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
David Chacha (Guest) on November 3, 2016
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 30, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 27, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 17, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 15, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 11, 2016
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Mzee (Guest) on October 11, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Mariam (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Khalifa (Guest) on September 15, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 12, 2016
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 17, 2016
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 13, 2016
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 3, 2016
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Leila (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Kassim (Guest) on July 13, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 25, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on June 21, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 14, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on June 12, 2016
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Yusuf (Guest) on June 7, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Baraka (Guest) on May 28, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 6, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Selemani (Guest) on May 2, 2016
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Zakia (Guest) on April 23, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
George Tenga (Guest) on April 22, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 16, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 31, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Nuru (Guest) on March 23, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
John Malisa (Guest) on March 13, 2016
๐ This is gold!
James Kimani (Guest) on March 13, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 5, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Shukuru (Guest) on February 28, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 16, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Rahma (Guest) on February 14, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 12, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Nahida (Guest) on February 11, 2016
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!