What did the baker say to his wife?

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 7, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 28, 2017

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 25, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Sumaya (Guest) on January 10, 2017

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Jafari (Guest) on January 9, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Maimuna (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Bakari (Guest) on January 1, 2017

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Raha (Guest) on December 25, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 23, 2016

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 16, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Hekima (Guest) on December 12, 2016

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Biashara (Guest) on November 30, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Zulekha (Guest) on November 8, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 7, 2016

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Mariam (Guest) on October 30, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 29, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 29, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Juma (Guest) on October 26, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 14, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Shamim (Guest) on October 8, 2016

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Mazrui (Guest) on October 2, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 1, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 13, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Zawadi (Guest) on September 12, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 9, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 8, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 7, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 27, 2016

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 15, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 13, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 13, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 5, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Arifa (Guest) on August 4, 2016

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 29, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 26, 2016

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Amir (Guest) on July 23, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 13, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 12, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 10, 2016

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 3, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 20, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Bahati (Guest) on June 1, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 26, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

John Malisa (Guest) on May 17, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 16, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 26, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 23, 2016

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 21, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 21, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Abubakar (Guest) on April 20, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 12, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 10, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 8, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Nassar (Guest) on March 31, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Salima (Guest) on March 31, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨