Amani (Guest) on January 20, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 4, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 27, 2017

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 15, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 8, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 31, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

James Malima (Guest) on October 26, 2017

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Jaffar (Guest) on October 23, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 22, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 22, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 22, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 21, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 20, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Habiba (Guest) on October 8, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 8, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 5, 2017

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 13, 2017

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 7, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Mzee (Guest) on September 5, 2017

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 19, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Rubea (Guest) on August 2, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 24, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 12, 2017

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 5, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 3, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Rehema (Guest) on June 30, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 30, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Faiza (Guest) on June 29, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 18, 2017

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 8, 2017

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 5, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Hashim (Guest) on June 1, 2017

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 29, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 25, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 14, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Leila (Guest) on May 12, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Shamim (Guest) on May 7, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 5, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 30, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 24, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 21, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Yusra (Guest) on April 7, 2017

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 3, 2017

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 30, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

George Mallya (Guest) on March 29, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 20, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 10, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

James Kimani (Guest) on March 7, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 7, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 28, 2017

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 22, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Hawa (Guest) on February 18, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 18, 2017

😂 I’m dying!

Zulekha (Guest) on February 16, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Amir (Guest) on February 12, 2017

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Nyota (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂