What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?

Mwanais (Guest) on March 29, 2018

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 29, 2018

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Amir (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 19, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Daudi (Guest) on March 4, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Maida (Guest) on March 3, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 1, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 12, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 7, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 5, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Kiza (Guest) on January 23, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 18, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Fadhili (Guest) on January 16, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 3, 2018

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 1, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Sarafina (Guest) on December 10, 2017

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 7, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 13, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 28, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 26, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 23, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 16, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Kazija (Guest) on October 13, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Makame (Guest) on October 7, 2017

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 3, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Rubea (Guest) on September 30, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Mohamed (Guest) on September 29, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Zulekha (Guest) on September 26, 2017

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 25, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 24, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Salum (Guest) on September 21, 2017

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 20, 2017

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Maimuna (Guest) on September 16, 2017

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Issa (Guest) on September 16, 2017

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 3, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Sarafina (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 2, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Habiba (Guest) on August 16, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Ali (Guest) on August 7, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 4, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 19, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Hassan (Guest) on July 13, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 8, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 7, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Asha (Guest) on July 7, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Ahmed (Guest) on June 29, 2017

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Wande (Guest) on June 10, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Aziza (Guest) on June 1, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 29, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 22, 2017

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Rukia (Guest) on May 15, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Amir (Guest) on May 13, 2017

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 10, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Masika (Guest) on May 4, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 25, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 24, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Amani (Guest) on April 4, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Halimah (Guest) on March 26, 2017

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 24, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 18, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆