The most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is the "tur-key"! 🦃
Explanation: The riddle plays on the word "key" by using a pun. It implies that the most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is not a literal key, but the delicious turkey, which is the centerpiece of the meal. The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 5, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 1, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Baridi (Guest) on February 26, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Jabir (Guest) on February 13, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 9, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 6, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 29, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 27, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
George Tenga (Guest) on January 25, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 22, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 5, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 4, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 29, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Asha (Guest) on December 18, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Rashid (Guest) on December 10, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 7, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 3, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Sofia (Guest) on November 30, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Khamis (Guest) on November 4, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Mustafa (Guest) on October 31, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 19, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 5, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Asha (Guest) on October 5, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 3, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 3, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Shabani (Guest) on September 23, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 17, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 30, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
Muslima (Guest) on August 28, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Salima (Guest) on August 17, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Zuhura (Guest) on August 17, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 7, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Safiya (Guest) on July 28, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Amir (Guest) on July 27, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 20, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
John Malisa (Guest) on July 3, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Rabia (Guest) on July 3, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 1, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Biashara (Guest) on June 25, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Rehema (Guest) on June 22, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 13, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Nahida (Guest) on June 3, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 1, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
Arifa (Guest) on May 26, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Fadhila (Guest) on May 21, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Arifa (Guest) on May 21, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 5, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Rukia (Guest) on April 5, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 2, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 31, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 28, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 28, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Fadhila (Guest) on March 19, 2017
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Amina (Guest) on March 13, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 10, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️