What kind of table can you have for dinner?

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 10, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 2, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 2, 2018

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Salima (Guest) on January 1, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Safiya (Guest) on December 19, 2017

😄 You got me!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 14, 2017

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 30, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 25, 2017

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

John Malisa (Guest) on November 24, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 23, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 21, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Shabani (Guest) on November 6, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 5, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Furaha (Guest) on November 5, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 14, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 13, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Arifa (Guest) on October 5, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Chum (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 30, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 27, 2017

😄 Too good!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 22, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 9, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 8, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Nassor (Guest) on September 1, 2017

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 30, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 23, 2017

😂 So funny!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 22, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Hassan (Guest) on August 22, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 3, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 1, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 20, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Nyota (Guest) on July 8, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 6, 2017

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 30, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 29, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Halima (Guest) on June 23, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mjaka (Guest) on June 6, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Omari (Guest) on June 4, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 28, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Nassor (Guest) on May 18, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

James Mduma (Guest) on May 17, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

James Malima (Guest) on May 13, 2017

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 13, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Wande (Guest) on May 12, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Raha (Guest) on April 28, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 14, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 14, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 14, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 10, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

John Lissu (Guest) on April 6, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

John Lissu (Guest) on April 5, 2017

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 3, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 30, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 27, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Hawa (Guest) on March 26, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 19, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 18, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆