What did the squirrel give for Valentineβs Day? πΏοΈβ€οΈ A nutty love letter! ππ₯
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! πΏοΈβ€οΈππ₯
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 29, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Nyota (Guest) on December 16, 2017
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Husna (Guest) on December 10, 2017
π Laughing so hard right now!
Fadhila (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 30, 2017
π Still cracking up!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 19, 2017
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Shamsa (Guest) on October 17, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 15, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Kassim (Guest) on October 9, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 7, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Faiza (Guest) on September 26, 2017
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Zawadi (Guest) on September 25, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 22, 2017
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 31, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 27, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 27, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Maimuna (Guest) on August 25, 2017
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 15, 2017
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 1, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Hawa (Guest) on July 31, 2017
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 21, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 18, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Mzee (Guest) on July 18, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
David Musyoka (Guest) on July 13, 2017
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
James Mduma (Guest) on July 11, 2017
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
George Mallya (Guest) on July 10, 2017
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 10, 2017
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 10, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 7, 2017
π Bookmarking this!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 3, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Fatuma (Guest) on July 2, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
George Mallya (Guest) on June 25, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Nasra (Guest) on June 25, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Sultan (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 5, 2017
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 2, 2017
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 30, 2017
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 28, 2017
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 16, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 3, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 30, 2017
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Rahma (Guest) on April 23, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Zakaria (Guest) on April 9, 2017
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Masika (Guest) on April 5, 2017
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 5, 2017
π You got me!
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 2, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Mustafa (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Ahmed (Guest) on March 27, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 27, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 16, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Mashaka (Guest) on March 16, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 8, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 25, 2017
π This is a keeper!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 19, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2017
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ