An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! 🐘🦵
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 15, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Fadhila (Guest) on January 15, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Nyota (Guest) on January 11, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 9, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Yusuf (Guest) on January 9, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 6, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2018
😆 That punchline!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 28, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 20, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Aziza (Guest) on December 11, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 4, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 25, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 19, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Husna (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
David Chacha (Guest) on October 26, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 17, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 12, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Furaha (Guest) on October 12, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Leila (Guest) on October 11, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Fadhila (Guest) on October 2, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Amani (Guest) on September 29, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 22, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 19, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Binti (Guest) on September 11, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Abdullah (Guest) on September 11, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 8, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Warda (Guest) on September 4, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Shukuru (Guest) on September 2, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Ahmed (Guest) on August 30, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Amina (Guest) on August 29, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Umi (Guest) on August 26, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Fadhila (Guest) on July 20, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Jaffar (Guest) on July 13, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Hawa (Guest) on July 10, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Azima (Guest) on July 8, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 8, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 7, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Khatib (Guest) on June 26, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
James Malima (Guest) on June 25, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 25, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 20, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Juma (Guest) on June 17, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 13, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Sofia (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Salum (Guest) on May 7, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Yahya (Guest) on May 3, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 29, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 23, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 13, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
John Lissu (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 7, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 5, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Safiya (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️