Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. ππ΄ββ οΈ
Josephine (Guest) on November 30, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 30, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 29, 2018
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Abdullah (Guest) on November 26, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 15, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Halima (Guest) on November 11, 2018
π Can't stop laughing!
John Malisa (Guest) on November 8, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Shamim (Guest) on October 24, 2018
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Mchuma (Guest) on October 19, 2018
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 9, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Hashim (Guest) on October 5, 2018
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 3, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 29, 2018
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Daudi (Guest) on September 29, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Umi (Guest) on September 22, 2018
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Bakari (Guest) on September 19, 2018
π Iβm saving this one!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 6, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Rubea (Guest) on August 31, 2018
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Arifa (Guest) on August 30, 2018
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Ali (Guest) on August 29, 2018
π You got me good!
Tambwe (Guest) on August 25, 2018
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Tabu (Guest) on August 25, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Raha (Guest) on August 11, 2018
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 6, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Baraka (Guest) on August 1, 2018
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 24, 2018
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 19, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
James Kimani (Guest) on July 12, 2018
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
John Malisa (Guest) on July 12, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Abdullah (Guest) on July 11, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 6, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 4, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 29, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 21, 2018
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 18, 2018
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 11, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 9, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 9, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Zakaria (Guest) on June 3, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Fatuma (Guest) on June 1, 2018
π Laughing so hard right now!
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 27, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 25, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 22, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 19, 2018
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 19, 2018
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 15, 2018
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Ali (Guest) on May 5, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
David Chacha (Guest) on April 24, 2018
π I canβt stop laughing!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 19, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 4, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 31, 2018
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Nchi (Guest) on March 30, 2018
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Zakaria (Guest) on March 29, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Zakia (Guest) on March 19, 2018
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 20, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 20, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Husna (Guest) on January 31, 2018
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Khalifa (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Khalifa (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨