Short Answer: Because he wanted to be a "paws"itive role model! πΎπ
Explanation: The dog kept tripping because he wanted to show everyone that even if you stumble sometimes, you can still keep moving forward with a pawsitive attitude! This playful answer adds a funny twist by using a pun with "paws" (instead of positive) to highlight the dog's determination to be a good example. The paw-print emoji adds an extra touch of joy and cuteness to the response.
John Lissu (Guest) on November 15, 2018
π Canβt stop laughing!
Muslima (Guest) on November 12, 2018
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2018
π Rolling on the floor!
John Lissu (Guest) on October 31, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
John Lissu (Guest) on October 21, 2018
π Totally hilarious!
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 19, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Rashid (Guest) on October 17, 2018
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 17, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Majid (Guest) on October 17, 2018
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Tambwe (Guest) on October 16, 2018
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Mjaka (Guest) on October 14, 2018
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 9, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 1, 2018
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Daudi (Guest) on September 29, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
John Lissu (Guest) on September 5, 2018
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 22, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Zubeida (Guest) on August 21, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 19, 2018
π I had to share this with everyone!
Kheri (Guest) on August 13, 2018
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
John Lissu (Guest) on August 5, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Majid (Guest) on August 3, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 26, 2018
π Added to my favorites!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 26, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Sekela (Guest) on July 20, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 17, 2018
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 15, 2018
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 2, 2018
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 30, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 29, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 21, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 14, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 5, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Nahida (Guest) on April 25, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Mgeni (Guest) on April 25, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 24, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Yahya (Guest) on April 22, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Rukia (Guest) on April 20, 2018
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
George Tenga (Guest) on April 14, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
John Malisa (Guest) on April 3, 2018
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Daudi (Guest) on March 24, 2018
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 20, 2018
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 14, 2018
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 9, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Bahati (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Shamim (Guest) on February 20, 2018
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
George Tenga (Guest) on February 17, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 17, 2018
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 8, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 22, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 20, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 15, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Ali (Guest) on January 14, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 12, 2018
This joke deserves an award! π
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 11, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π