What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 24, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Yusuf (Guest) on March 8, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Nyota (Guest) on March 3, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Amani (Guest) on February 28, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 26, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Omar (Guest) on February 25, 2019

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 20, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 15, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 2, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 27, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 21, 2019

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Maulid (Guest) on January 15, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 11, 2019

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 6, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 25, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 23, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 19, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 2, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 27, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 18, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 18, 2018

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 17, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Baridi (Guest) on November 14, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 22, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 4, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 3, 2018

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 23, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 18, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 17, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 16, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Chum (Guest) on September 7, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Omari (Guest) on September 2, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 26, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 25, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 23, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 19, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Majid (Guest) on August 15, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 13, 2018

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Omari (Guest) on August 12, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

James Malima (Guest) on August 5, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 20, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 9, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 2, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 26, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 24, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 23, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 22, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 7, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 26, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Latifa (Guest) on May 19, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 18, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Saidi (Guest) on May 16, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Wande (Guest) on May 10, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Maneno (Guest) on May 9, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 7, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 23, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 3, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆