What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 13, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 25, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 25, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 10, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 9, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 4, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 12, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Fadhili (Guest) on July 10, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 9, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Mashaka (Guest) on July 5, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 21, 2018

😁 This is gold!

John Malisa (Guest) on June 20, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 11, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 8, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 29, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 28, 2018

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 27, 2018

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 21, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 17, 2018

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 11, 2018

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 5, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 30, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 30, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mchuma (Guest) on April 22, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 15, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 12, 2018

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Latifa (Guest) on April 4, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 29, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 28, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 28, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 21, 2018

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 27, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 26, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Shabani (Guest) on February 23, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 20, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

James Kimani (Guest) on February 18, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 11, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Zuhura (Guest) on February 11, 2018

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 8, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 5, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 24, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Rashid (Guest) on January 3, 2018

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Maneno (Guest) on December 27, 2017

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Salima (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 22, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 15, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 5, 2017

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 25, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 15, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 13, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 6, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 6, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 5, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 31, 2017

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Rabia (Guest) on October 26, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on October 21, 2017

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 12, 2017

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!