What do you call a fish with no eye? "Fsh!" 🐠😄
Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.
Binti (Guest) on August 21, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Majid (Guest) on August 20, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Faiza (Guest) on August 15, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Furaha (Guest) on August 8, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 7, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 7, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Kahina (Guest) on July 20, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Abdullah (Guest) on July 18, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 13, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Warda (Guest) on July 11, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 10, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
George Mallya (Guest) on July 8, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 6, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Josephine (Guest) on June 25, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 21, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Amina (Guest) on June 13, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 12, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Amir (Guest) on June 12, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 11, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Yusra (Guest) on June 7, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 5, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 3, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 26, 2018
😆 That punchline!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 22, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Chiku (Guest) on May 21, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Maimuna (Guest) on May 20, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Jabir (Guest) on May 9, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Farida (Guest) on May 3, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 27, 2018
😃 Instant mood boost!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 26, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 20, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
John Kamande (Guest) on March 30, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 11, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Zawadi (Guest) on March 5, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Sofia (Guest) on March 5, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Leila (Guest) on March 2, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 2, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 15, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 13, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Jamila (Guest) on January 24, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 23, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 11, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Nuru (Guest) on January 3, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 27, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Shamsa (Guest) on December 21, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 11, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 9, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Shabani (Guest) on December 9, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Juma (Guest) on December 5, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 2, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Asha (Guest) on November 29, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 21, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 13, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Khalifa (Guest) on November 12, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 10, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Bakari (Guest) on November 10, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Salum (Guest) on November 6, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 28, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 14, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆