Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! โ๏ธ๐ช"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Hawa (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Yahya (Guest) on December 8, 2018
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 21, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on November 17, 2018
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 2, 2018
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on October 25, 2018
๐ This made my day!
Kahina (Guest) on October 23, 2018
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 20, 2018
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Amani (Guest) on October 9, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 6, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Binti (Guest) on October 5, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 4, 2018
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Amir (Guest) on October 2, 2018
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 26, 2018
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 18, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Ndoto (Guest) on September 10, 2018
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Maimuna (Guest) on September 8, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 6, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 4, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Safiya (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Ndoto (Guest) on September 2, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 16, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Abdullah (Guest) on August 14, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Majid (Guest) on August 1, 2018
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Latifa (Guest) on July 30, 2018
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Farida (Guest) on July 24, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Ahmed (Guest) on July 16, 2018
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Maida (Guest) on July 14, 2018
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 10, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 9, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 9, 2018
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 1, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Nchi (Guest) on June 29, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Chiku (Guest) on June 24, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 12, 2018
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 10, 2018
๐ Iโm dying!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 9, 2018
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 3, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 23, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 21, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 2, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 31, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on March 14, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 13, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Fikiri (Guest) on March 5, 2018
๐ Still cracking up!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 24, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 14, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 13, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Abdullah (Guest) on February 12, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 6, 2018
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 5, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Fadhila (Guest) on January 31, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on January 27, 2018
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 24, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2018
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ