Short Answer: "You're a hoot and I'm owl yours! ๐ฆโค๏ธ"
Explanation: The owl said this to his sweetheart as a playful and punny way of expressing his love. By using the word "hoot," which is often associated with owls, and the phrase "I'm owl yours," the owl is showing affection while adding a touch of humor. The owl emoji ๐ฆ adds a fun visual representation of the conversation.
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 11, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 9, 2019
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Saidi (Guest) on February 7, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 1, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 26, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Zakaria (Guest) on January 17, 2019
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Bahati (Guest) on January 14, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 30, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Maimuna (Guest) on December 17, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 3, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 29, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Mariam (Guest) on November 22, 2018
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Issack (Guest) on November 22, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Amina (Guest) on November 22, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Sumaya (Guest) on November 19, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 15, 2018
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Samuel Were (Guest) on November 14, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Rubea (Guest) on November 1, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Nassar (Guest) on October 27, 2018
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 25, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Faiza (Guest) on October 13, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 7, 2018
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 4, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 11, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 10, 2018
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Rahma (Guest) on September 10, 2018
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Salima (Guest) on August 28, 2018
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Furaha (Guest) on August 23, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 20, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 17, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 3, 2018
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Rubea (Guest) on July 30, 2018
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 17, 2018
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 14, 2018
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 8, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 29, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Aziza (Guest) on June 16, 2018
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 16, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 15, 2018
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 9, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Nashon (Guest) on June 9, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Sofia (Guest) on June 5, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Jamila (Guest) on June 4, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Ahmed (Guest) on May 11, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 8, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 26, 2018
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 20, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 19, 2018
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 7, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 25, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Mchawi (Guest) on March 22, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on March 19, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 13, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 12, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Azima (Guest) on March 7, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 28, 2018
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Jamal (Guest) on February 27, 2018
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Shamsa (Guest) on February 27, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐