Short Answer: "Don't mug me, I'm fragile! ☕️🍽️"
Explanation: The dinner plate is jokingly warning the cup not to mug it because it's delicate and can easily break. The play on words between "mug" (as in to rob) and "cup" adds a humorous twist to the conversation. The use of the coffee cup and dinner plate emoji adds a playful touch to the response.
Mohamed (Guest) on November 7, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 7, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Mustafa (Guest) on November 6, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
David Chacha (Guest) on November 6, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 5, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 4, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Binti (Guest) on November 3, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Neema (Guest) on November 3, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Umi (Guest) on November 3, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 30, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
John Lissu (Guest) on October 29, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Nassor (Guest) on October 28, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 10, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 10, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 2, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 2, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 29, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 29, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 27, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 27, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
Tabu (Guest) on September 26, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
Hassan (Guest) on September 21, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Shamim (Guest) on September 15, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 14, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Sultan (Guest) on September 12, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Saidi (Guest) on August 22, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 22, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 16, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 8, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 18, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Maimuna (Guest) on July 17, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Zainab (Guest) on June 30, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Shani (Guest) on June 29, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 23, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Biashara (Guest) on June 21, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Ali (Guest) on June 17, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 16, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 14, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Rashid (Guest) on June 8, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Yusuf (Guest) on May 30, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Arifa (Guest) on May 26, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 19, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 6, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 6, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Asha (Guest) on May 1, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
James Mduma (Guest) on April 30, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Jabir (Guest) on April 27, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 22, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 16, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 6, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 27, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
Mjaka (Guest) on March 4, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 22, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 20, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Fadhili (Guest) on February 11, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 5, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤