Short Answer: Because she had perfect pitch and could always hit a high note!
Explanation: 🎵 The reason everyone wanted the music teacher on their baseball team is because she had "perfect pitch," which means she could accurately identify and reproduce musical notes. By using a play on words, we imagine that she could also hit a "high note" when swinging the bat, leading to some impressive home runs! 🎶💥 This humorous twist combines music and sports, bringing a cheerful and creative vibe to the question.
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 24, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Makame (Guest) on March 20, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Asha (Guest) on February 25, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Sultan (Guest) on February 14, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Farida (Guest) on February 2, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 24, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Maida (Guest) on January 23, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 19, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 4, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 1, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Daudi (Guest) on January 1, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 29, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Biashara (Guest) on December 26, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
Hashim (Guest) on December 25, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 23, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 23, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 17, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 9, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 28, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 21, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Mariam (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Maimuna (Guest) on October 20, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Mhina (Guest) on October 18, 2019
😂 So funny!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 30, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 27, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 27, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 23, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 21, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 11, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 10, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 21, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 17, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Sarafina (Guest) on August 14, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 12, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Josephine (Guest) on August 4, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 30, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Rashid (Guest) on July 19, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Ahmed (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 6, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Saidi (Guest) on July 4, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 28, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Sultan (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
Zainab (Guest) on June 11, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 10, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Kheri (Guest) on June 3, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 21, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 14, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
David Chacha (Guest) on May 13, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Tambwe (Guest) on May 10, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 9, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 8, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 17, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 9, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
John Kamande (Guest) on April 7, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 25, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 23, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅