Short Answer: Pencils go to the Pen-cil Islands for vacation! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Explanation: The answer plays on the wordplay between "pen" and "pencil." Instead of going to a typical vacation spot, pencils choose to go to the "Pen-cil Islands" because it sounds like a place specifically for writing utensils. The use of the emoji adds a touch of fun and excitement to the answer.
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 19, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 2, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 1, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Josephine (Guest) on September 23, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 20, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 20, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Rahma (Guest) on September 12, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Selemani (Guest) on September 7, 2019
๐ That punchline was epic!
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 24, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Mjaka (Guest) on August 12, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 3, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 26, 2019
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 24, 2019
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Zuhura (Guest) on July 23, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 13, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Salma (Guest) on July 13, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 9, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 2, 2019
๐ This just made my day!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Jamila (Guest) on June 14, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 14, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 13, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 13, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 12, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Kheri (Guest) on June 8, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Mchawi (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 5, 2019
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Sultan (Guest) on May 29, 2019
๐ Perfect joke!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 13, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 10, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 4, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Omar (Guest) on April 29, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 22, 2019
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Latifa (Guest) on April 21, 2019
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Fadhili (Guest) on April 16, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 29, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 26, 2019
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 26, 2019
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 15, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Rehema (Guest) on March 15, 2019
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Josephine (Guest) on March 13, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Nuru (Guest) on March 9, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 6, 2019
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 5, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 7, 2019
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Baridi (Guest) on February 3, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 3, 2019
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2019
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Fadhili (Guest) on January 17, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 14, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 13, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Masika (Guest) on January 10, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 8, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 8, 2019
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ