Short Answer: In a feather-brained fashion show! 🦚
Explanation: The humorous answer suggests that you can always find a peacock in a fashion show because peacocks are known for their vibrant and showy feathers. The use of the term "feather-brained" adds a playful touch, implying that the peacock's focus is solely on displaying its beautiful plumage. The emoji 🦚 further emphasizes the presence of the peacock, adding a quirky element to the answer.
Chum (Guest) on January 17, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Zubeida (Guest) on January 14, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 9, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Halimah (Guest) on January 7, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 4, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Tabu (Guest) on January 1, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 20, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Amina (Guest) on December 20, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 4, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 29, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 23, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 15, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 11, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Omari (Guest) on October 17, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 13, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 6, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 30, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
Chiku (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Jafari (Guest) on September 25, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 24, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Hashim (Guest) on September 24, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Hassan (Guest) on September 16, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Safiya (Guest) on September 5, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 2, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Majid (Guest) on August 28, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 26, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 21, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Raha (Guest) on July 28, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 25, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 19, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Mustafa (Guest) on July 15, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Abdullah (Guest) on July 2, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 27, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Rashid (Guest) on June 23, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Zakaria (Guest) on June 20, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Asha (Guest) on June 15, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
John Lissu (Guest) on May 15, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Kazija (Guest) on May 5, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 29, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Salma (Guest) on April 29, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 23, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 22, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Husna (Guest) on April 19, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 18, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 18, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
John Lissu (Guest) on April 7, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 26, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Umi (Guest) on March 25, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Abdillah (Guest) on March 22, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Rehema (Guest) on March 17, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 13, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Safiya (Guest) on March 11, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Shamim (Guest) on March 1, 2019
😄 You got me good!
Amir (Guest) on February 26, 2019
😂 So funny!
Issa (Guest) on February 24, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 23, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Shukuru (Guest) on February 16, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻