A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! 🌪️🌪️🌪️
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. 🌪️😄
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 9, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 6, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Nuru (Guest) on December 3, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Omari (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Sekela (Guest) on November 25, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 30, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 24, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Selemani (Guest) on October 18, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Saidi (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Abdillah (Guest) on October 17, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 9, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Hashim (Guest) on October 8, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 1, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 24, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 22, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 22, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Mustafa (Guest) on September 9, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 29, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Omar (Guest) on August 20, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Khadija (Guest) on August 18, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
George Mallya (Guest) on August 17, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Athumani (Guest) on August 11, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 31, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 25, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Husna (Guest) on July 22, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Khatib (Guest) on June 30, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
Muslima (Guest) on June 29, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Nassar (Guest) on June 10, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Arifa (Guest) on June 7, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 16, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Khamis (Guest) on May 15, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Abdillah (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Hawa (Guest) on April 15, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 8, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 2, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 22, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 9, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 9, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 3, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Zubeida (Guest) on February 1, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 23, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 23, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
Rahma (Guest) on January 20, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 14, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Omari (Guest) on January 13, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Sekela (Guest) on December 31, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 30, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 30, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Bakari (Guest) on December 10, 2018
😄 What a joke!
Kassim (Guest) on December 7, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 5, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
George Tenga (Guest) on December 1, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 28, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣