A ghost's favorite room in the house is 👻the living room!👻 Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! 😄🏠
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 5, 2019
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James Mduma (Guest) on October 31, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 31, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 29, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Maimuna (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 4, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
John Kamande (Guest) on September 24, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
Amir (Guest) on September 23, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 20, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Ahmed (Guest) on September 19, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Saidi (Guest) on August 26, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 11, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Rubea (Guest) on August 8, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Salma (Guest) on August 6, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 24, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Arifa (Guest) on July 15, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Sharifa (Guest) on July 12, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
Mwanais (Guest) on July 5, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Omar (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 27, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 15, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Azima (Guest) on June 11, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Jabir (Guest) on June 10, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 6, 2019
😄 You got me!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 3, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 3, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 12, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Zakaria (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 4, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 21, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 6, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Hassan (Guest) on April 2, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Binti (Guest) on March 16, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 6, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 1, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Raha (Guest) on February 28, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 28, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 28, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 28, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Hashim (Guest) on February 21, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 1, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Nyota (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
David Chacha (Guest) on January 12, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Kazija (Guest) on January 8, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Mwajabu (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 5, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 4, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 3, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 2, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Arifa (Guest) on December 31, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 22, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Mazrui (Guest) on December 11, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 9, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 5, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 22, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 21, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂