Short answer: A Shampoodle! π©πββοΈ
Explanation: A Shampoodle is a play on words between "shampoo" and "poodle." Poodles are known for their fancy hairstyles and their love for grooming. So, it's no surprise that a Shampoodle, a fictional dog breed, would absolutely adore going to the groomer! πΏπ
Abdullah (Guest) on August 4, 2019
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Salum (Guest) on July 17, 2019
π€£ This one got me good!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2019
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 1, 2019
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 25, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 24, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 20, 2019
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Mohamed (Guest) on June 16, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 14, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Halimah (Guest) on June 14, 2019
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 12, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Bakari (Guest) on June 8, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 31, 2019
π Can't stop laughing!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 6, 2019
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 27, 2019
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Yusra (Guest) on April 14, 2019
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Issack (Guest) on April 10, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Ali (Guest) on April 8, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Abdullah (Guest) on April 8, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Halimah (Guest) on April 2, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Maida (Guest) on March 16, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Sultan (Guest) on March 13, 2019
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Zakia (Guest) on March 12, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 11, 2019
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 11, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 5, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Khadija (Guest) on March 2, 2019
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
James Mduma (Guest) on February 24, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 22, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 22, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 21, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Safiya (Guest) on February 18, 2019
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Amir (Guest) on February 12, 2019
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Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 11, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Yusuf (Guest) on February 7, 2019
π This is a keeper!
Habiba (Guest) on February 7, 2019
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Nuru (Guest) on February 7, 2019
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Habiba (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 27, 2019
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 22, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 12, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Maulid (Guest) on January 11, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Amir (Guest) on January 6, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 31, 2018
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Mazrui (Guest) on December 28, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 28, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 27, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 20, 2018
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Mgeni (Guest) on December 11, 2018
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 7, 2018
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Abdullah (Guest) on November 30, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Saidi (Guest) on November 27, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Arifa (Guest) on November 23, 2018
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ