Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 16, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Maneno (Guest) on February 15, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 12, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 4, 2020

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Aziza (Guest) on January 27, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Zakaria (Guest) on January 22, 2020

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 20, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 20, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Nashon (Guest) on January 9, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 20, 2019

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 20, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Sultan (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 27, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mashaka (Guest) on November 21, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 12, 2019

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Biashara (Guest) on November 11, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 24, 2019

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Nashon (Guest) on October 17, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 16, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Maida (Guest) on October 5, 2019

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Nahida (Guest) on October 1, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Leila (Guest) on September 27, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 26, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 15, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 14, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 7, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 1, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Halimah (Guest) on August 2, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Amina (Guest) on July 26, 2019

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 20, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Rashid (Guest) on July 12, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 10, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Salima (Guest) on July 9, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 4, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Fadhili (Guest) on July 1, 2019

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 17, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

David Chacha (Guest) on June 14, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 13, 2019

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Amir (Guest) on June 6, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Kazija (Guest) on May 20, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 16, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 8, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 7, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 7, 2019

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 27, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Rubea (Guest) on April 22, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 19, 2019

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 13, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 12, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Kassim (Guest) on April 12, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Abdullah (Guest) on April 3, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Zulekha (Guest) on March 30, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Halima (Guest) on March 28, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Masika (Guest) on March 24, 2019

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Raha (Guest) on March 19, 2019

😂 I’m dying!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 15, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 15, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Zakia (Guest) on March 11, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Mchawi (Guest) on March 3, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 28, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣