Name her Patty! 🍔
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. 🍔😄
Majid (Guest) on November 15, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Salima (Guest) on November 9, 2019
😄 You got me!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 7, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 4, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 31, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Khatib (Guest) on October 21, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Rahim (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Issa (Guest) on October 12, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 26, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 19, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 19, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Abubakari (Guest) on September 10, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
John Lissu (Guest) on September 8, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Faiza (Guest) on September 1, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 28, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 15, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Chiku (Guest) on August 13, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 10, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
Maneno (Guest) on August 4, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 30, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Hassan (Guest) on June 28, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 28, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Khamis (Guest) on June 25, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 24, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Nashon (Guest) on June 23, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Masika (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Shani (Guest) on May 24, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Arifa (Guest) on May 13, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Khamis (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 2, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 28, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 17, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 14, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Kheri (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 11, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Baraka (Guest) on April 10, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Maneno (Guest) on April 8, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 31, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Hamida (Guest) on March 31, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 30, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 29, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Maulid (Guest) on March 28, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Amina (Guest) on March 23, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 14, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 5, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Rubea (Guest) on February 5, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Sharifa (Guest) on January 14, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 24, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Zakaria (Guest) on December 14, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mashaka (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 6, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
Khalifa (Guest) on December 4, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 25, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Zuhura (Guest) on November 22, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Zulekha (Guest) on November 20, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Farida (Guest) on November 8, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 7, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣