Short Answer: "Don't mug me, I'm fragile! βοΈπ½οΈ"
Explanation: The dinner plate is jokingly warning the cup not to mug it because it's delicate and can easily break. The play on words between "mug" (as in to rob) and "cup" adds a humorous twist to the conversation. The use of the coffee cup and dinner plate emoji adds a playful touch to the response.
Jamila (Guest) on September 29, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Salum (Guest) on September 17, 2019
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
George Mallya (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Maulid (Guest) on September 8, 2019
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Maida (Guest) on September 4, 2019
π This just made my day!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 29, 2019
π Iβm dying!
James Kimani (Guest) on August 28, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Zawadi (Guest) on August 23, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 16, 2019
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Khalifa (Guest) on August 8, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 30, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Hawa (Guest) on July 27, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Omar (Guest) on July 18, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Mohamed (Guest) on July 13, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 9, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 1, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Shukuru (Guest) on July 1, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
George Mallya (Guest) on June 24, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Amir (Guest) on June 19, 2019
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 13, 2019
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Raha (Guest) on June 11, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 7, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Nassar (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 10, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 2, 2019
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Zawadi (Guest) on April 26, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 24, 2019
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Shukuru (Guest) on April 18, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 18, 2019
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Mchawi (Guest) on April 12, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 22, 2019
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Selemani (Guest) on March 18, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Fadhili (Guest) on March 15, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 7, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 5, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 3, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Abdullah (Guest) on February 27, 2019
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Fatuma (Guest) on February 25, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 23, 2019
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Zulekha (Guest) on February 20, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 15, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 13, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 8, 2019
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 7, 2019
π You totally won the internet today!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 7, 2019
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 27, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 21, 2019
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 2, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 2, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 28, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 24, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 4, 2018
π This made my day!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2018
π Still cracking up!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 25, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 18, 2018
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Ndoto (Guest) on November 15, 2018
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Azima (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Baraka (Guest) on November 7, 2018
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ