Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji π₯ can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 14, 2019
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Abdillah (Guest) on December 10, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 30, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 26, 2019
π Canβt stop laughing!
Rashid (Guest) on November 19, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 18, 2019
π You got me!
Issa (Guest) on November 2, 2019
π€£ This one got me good!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 1, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Biashara (Guest) on October 28, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 28, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Amir (Guest) on October 25, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 15, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 7, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 25, 2019
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Hekima (Guest) on September 19, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 3, 2019
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 21, 2019
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 14, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Mchuma (Guest) on August 12, 2019
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 9, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 6, 2019
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 22, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 19, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Maimuna (Guest) on June 19, 2019
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Omari (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Omari (Guest) on May 26, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 16, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Abdillah (Guest) on May 11, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Hamida (Guest) on May 10, 2019
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 24, 2019
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 12, 2019
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 11, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Fikiri (Guest) on March 25, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Hawa (Guest) on March 24, 2019
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 15, 2019
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 11, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 5, 2019
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 3, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 24, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 23, 2019
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 22, 2019
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 19, 2019
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 17, 2019
π Nailed it!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 8, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Baraka (Guest) on February 7, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Bahati (Guest) on January 11, 2019
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 10, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 9, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 29, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Amir (Guest) on December 25, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 19, 2018
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 5, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 1, 2018
π I had to share this with everyone!