A rabbit's favorite kind of music is "Hip-Hop"! 🐇🎵
Explanation: This plays on the wordplay between a rabbit's "hip" nature, as they hop around, and the music genre "Hip-Hop". It brings a cheerful tone to the question, creating a funny and lighthearted atmosphere. The use of the rabbit emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the joke.
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 29, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 29, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 16, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Safiya (Guest) on January 14, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 30, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Umi (Guest) on December 26, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 23, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 9, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 6, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 6, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Warda (Guest) on November 5, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Zuhura (Guest) on November 4, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 2, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Mohamed (Guest) on November 1, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 26, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Rehema (Guest) on October 15, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Halimah (Guest) on October 7, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Abdillah (Guest) on October 4, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Yusra (Guest) on October 3, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Issack (Guest) on September 27, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 25, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 14, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 2, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Chiku (Guest) on August 11, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Hassan (Guest) on August 5, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Issa (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 29, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Amina (Guest) on June 18, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Latifa (Guest) on June 17, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 17, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Baridi (Guest) on May 26, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Rubea (Guest) on May 20, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Shamim (Guest) on May 15, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Rubea (Guest) on May 12, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Amani (Guest) on May 11, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 2, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Mchawi (Guest) on April 30, 2020
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 27, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Nyota (Guest) on April 23, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 22, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 13, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Mchuma (Guest) on April 10, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 7, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 3, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Makame (Guest) on March 31, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Leila (Guest) on March 23, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Ali (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 4, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 2, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 27, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Mgeni (Guest) on February 25, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 24, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Mwanais (Guest) on February 22, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Juma (Guest) on February 16, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 6, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 28, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 19, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼