Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 19, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 18, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Fatuma (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Nasra (Guest) on December 10, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 6, 2020

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 29, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 26, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mazrui (Guest) on November 21, 2020

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Josephine (Guest) on November 16, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Ali (Guest) on November 7, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 5, 2020

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 28, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 26, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 19, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on October 13, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Raha (Guest) on October 10, 2020

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Sultan (Guest) on October 9, 2020

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Abdullah (Guest) on September 30, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mjaka (Guest) on September 29, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 26, 2020

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Neema (Guest) on September 23, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Neema (Guest) on September 17, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Daudi (Guest) on September 17, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 9, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 5, 2020

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 30, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 19, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 18, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 9, 2020

😁 This made my day!

David Chacha (Guest) on August 9, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Wande (Guest) on August 5, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 4, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Arifa (Guest) on August 4, 2020

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Shamim (Guest) on July 20, 2020

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 4, 2020

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 2, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Bakari (Guest) on June 24, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Fadhila (Guest) on June 23, 2020

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 9, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 4, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Juma (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 27, 2020

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 3, 2020

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 27, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 26, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mchuma (Guest) on April 25, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 16, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Juma (Guest) on March 29, 2020

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Masika (Guest) on March 26, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 24, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 24, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Shabani (Guest) on March 23, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 16, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 15, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 15, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 6, 2020

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 6, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨