What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A peelin' heel! ππ
Explanation: This answer plays on the words "peelin'" (as in peeling a banana) and "heel" (the back part of a shoe). By combining the two, we create the funny term "peelin' heel" to describe a shoe made from a banana. The use of the banana emoji adds a playful touch to the humor.
Omari (Guest) on November 10, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 8, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Rubea (Guest) on November 6, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 18, 2020
π That punchline was epic!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 8, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 6, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Nassor (Guest) on October 5, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 16, 2020
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 15, 2020
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 15, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 14, 2020
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 8, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 7, 2020
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 28, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 28, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 27, 2020
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 14, 2020
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 9, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 6, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 28, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 27, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Azima (Guest) on June 26, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Husna (Guest) on June 18, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 14, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Maneno (Guest) on June 4, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 25, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Abdillah (Guest) on May 18, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 18, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 15, 2020
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 6, 2020
π This is a keeper!
Khamis (Guest) on April 26, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 25, 2020
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 15, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Hawa (Guest) on April 14, 2020
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 28, 2020
π Pure comedy gold!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 17, 2020
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 17, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 12, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Rabia (Guest) on March 11, 2020
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Abubakari (Guest) on March 3, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Zulekha (Guest) on March 2, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Daudi (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Chiku (Guest) on February 26, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Saidi (Guest) on February 24, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 22, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 14, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 10, 2020
π This is pure brilliance!
Tabu (Guest) on February 8, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 7, 2020
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Tabu (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Majid (Guest) on January 24, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Farida (Guest) on January 22, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 20, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 19, 2020
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 19, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 12, 2020
π Totally hilarious!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 9, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 6, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄