What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 14, 2020

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Raha (Guest) on October 9, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 5, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 28, 2020

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Rehema (Guest) on September 24, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 20, 2020

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 19, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 10, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 8, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 18, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Amani (Guest) on August 17, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Nassor (Guest) on August 16, 2020

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 15, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 12, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Fikiri (Guest) on August 3, 2020

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Maida (Guest) on August 3, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Sofia (Guest) on July 26, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 24, 2020

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Khadija (Guest) on July 21, 2020

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 14, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Omar (Guest) on July 14, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 9, 2020

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 30, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Hekima (Guest) on June 30, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 30, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Amir (Guest) on June 21, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 14, 2020

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Arifa (Guest) on May 20, 2020

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 13, 2020

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Shamim (Guest) on May 11, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Issack (Guest) on May 10, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 9, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on April 30, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 27, 2020

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Aziza (Guest) on April 27, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Maneno (Guest) on April 21, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 19, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Biashara (Guest) on April 6, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 1, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 23, 2020

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 15, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 14, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Ali (Guest) on March 3, 2020

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 27, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mariam (Guest) on February 23, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Maida (Guest) on February 4, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Amani (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Zuhura (Guest) on January 20, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Faiza (Guest) on January 16, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Rubea (Guest) on December 28, 2019

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 28, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

John Malisa (Guest) on December 28, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 22, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 19, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 2, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

George Tenga (Guest) on November 30, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 17, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂