What do you call a fish with no eye? "Fsh!" 🐠😄
Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.
Aziza (Guest) on June 3, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Yahya (Guest) on May 29, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Baridi (Guest) on May 23, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Hamida (Guest) on May 21, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 14, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 11, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 8, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 7, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 6, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Daudi (Guest) on April 4, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 28, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 22, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
George Tenga (Guest) on March 20, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 18, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
Khadija (Guest) on March 16, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 15, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 11, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Issa (Guest) on February 23, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Abdullah (Guest) on February 19, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 27, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 21, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 5, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 3, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 23, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Fadhila (Guest) on December 21, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 18, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Rukia (Guest) on December 14, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 25, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Faiza (Guest) on November 22, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 22, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
Ahmed (Guest) on November 10, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 7, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Issack (Guest) on October 31, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Amani (Guest) on October 29, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 29, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 28, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Daudi (Guest) on October 23, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 19, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Sarafina (Guest) on October 9, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 6, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 26, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Faiza (Guest) on September 19, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Tambwe (Guest) on September 15, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 14, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 13, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Nuru (Guest) on September 12, 2019
😁 This is gold!
Abdullah (Guest) on September 9, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Bahati (Guest) on August 30, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Bakari (Guest) on August 29, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Kiza (Guest) on August 21, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Abdullah (Guest) on August 20, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 20, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Halimah (Guest) on August 18, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 12, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Nahida (Guest) on August 11, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 9, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 7, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰