Name her Patty! 🍔
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. 🍔😄
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😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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😁 This made my day!
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😆 Totally hilarious!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 18, 2020
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Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 15, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 11, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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😅 I needed that!
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😁 This is gold!
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Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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😂 Can't stop laughing!
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I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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😂 So funny!
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I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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😆 Rolling on the floor!
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😂 This is a keeper!
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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