Short Answer: "You're just not my type, Triangle. I'm all about those well-rounded individuals! 😜"
Explanation: The circle is known for its perfectly round shape, implying that it prefers things that are also round. However, triangles have sharp corners and straight sides, making them quite the opposite of what the circle finds appealing. The answer adds a touch of humor by suggesting that the circle has a preference for "well-rounded individuals," using the double entendre to create a funny twist. The emoji at the end emphasizes the playful tone and adds an extra layer of cheerfulness.
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 9, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Anna Malela (Guest) on November 26, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Shamim (Guest) on November 23, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Tambwe (Guest) on November 19, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Makame (Guest) on November 11, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 4, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Kijakazi (Guest) on November 2, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 31, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Maida (Guest) on October 30, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Aziza (Guest) on October 23, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Hawa (Guest) on October 19, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 14, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 6, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Salum (Guest) on October 1, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 11, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 10, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Neema (Guest) on September 8, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 3, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Mwanais (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 1, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 20, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Jafari (Guest) on August 20, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 18, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 14, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Halima (Guest) on August 9, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 21, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Bahati (Guest) on July 18, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 17, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Fatuma (Guest) on July 17, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 12, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 8, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Sofia (Guest) on June 5, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Ndoto (Guest) on June 4, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 2, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 1, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 28, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 27, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 25, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 23, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 10, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Faiza (Guest) on May 8, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 6, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
Kassim (Guest) on May 3, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 27, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 16, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 5, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 30, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 23, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 18, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 14, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 10, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Athumani (Guest) on March 7, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 5, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Rabia (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 25, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Yusuf (Guest) on February 21, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Nuru (Guest) on February 17, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋