Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. ๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 18, 2021
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 14, 2021
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 8, 2021
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 4, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Bahati (Guest) on November 1, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 31, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Umi (Guest) on October 31, 2021
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Josephine (Guest) on October 23, 2021
๐ Gotta save this!
Mohamed (Guest) on September 29, 2021
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 25, 2021
๐ What a joke!
George Tenga (Guest) on August 27, 2021
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Mwanais (Guest) on August 15, 2021
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Leila (Guest) on August 12, 2021
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Hekima (Guest) on August 8, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Farida (Guest) on July 27, 2021
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 20, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 17, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Juma (Guest) on July 11, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on July 7, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on June 24, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 18, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Sekela (Guest) on June 7, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 30, 2021
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 26, 2021
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 17, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 5, 2021
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 1, 2021
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Neema (Guest) on April 20, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Warda (Guest) on April 13, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Furaha (Guest) on April 6, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Rahim (Guest) on March 30, 2021
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 21, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 6, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 6, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 2, 2021
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Salum (Guest) on February 24, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Khatib (Guest) on February 20, 2021
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 18, 2021
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 16, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Neema (Guest) on February 14, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Furaha (Guest) on January 30, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Abdullah (Guest) on January 28, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 14, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Baridi (Guest) on January 12, 2021
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 8, 2021
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Bakari (Guest) on January 8, 2021
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on December 31, 2020
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Zainab (Guest) on December 30, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 21, 2020
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 21, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 7, 2020
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 25, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Bakari (Guest) on November 23, 2020
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Rehema (Guest) on November 14, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Ndoto (Guest) on November 11, 2020
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Fatuma (Guest) on October 18, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 11, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
John Malisa (Guest) on October 7, 2020
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ