Short Answer: Because they wanted to "shade" their amazing teaching skills! 😎
Explanation: The teacher had to wear sunglasses because their teaching prowess was just too bright for the students to handle! 🌞 They wanted to protect their students from being blinded by their immense knowledge and captivating lessons. Plus, who wouldn't want to look super cool while imparting knowledge? The sunglasses are a fun way for the teacher to show off their incredible teaching style and keep the class engaged with their awesomeness! 🕶️
Furaha (Guest) on October 31, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Bakari (Guest) on October 24, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Mzee (Guest) on October 20, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Muslima (Guest) on October 12, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 26, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Biashara (Guest) on September 20, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Muslima (Guest) on September 8, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 6, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 4, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Kazija (Guest) on August 31, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 28, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 28, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 28, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Tabu (Guest) on August 17, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 13, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Sharifa (Guest) on August 7, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Nasra (Guest) on July 30, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 28, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 27, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Jabir (Guest) on July 24, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
George Tenga (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 21, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 9, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 30, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Kassim (Guest) on June 28, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 22, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Mwanais (Guest) on June 11, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Fadhila (Guest) on June 4, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 3, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 27, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 26, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 18, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Mchuma (Guest) on May 16, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Abubakar (Guest) on May 7, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Mariam (Guest) on May 1, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 24, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Halima (Guest) on April 23, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 15, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Warda (Guest) on April 15, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 6, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 4, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Nashon (Guest) on March 13, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Ali (Guest) on March 10, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 4, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 3, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 26, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 24, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Hashim (Guest) on February 14, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Jamal (Guest) on February 11, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 6, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 3, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
Omari (Guest) on February 2, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 1, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 20, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Neema (Guest) on December 20, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 16, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Baraka (Guest) on December 4, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Baraka (Guest) on November 29, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩