Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. ๐คฃ๐ญ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 19, 2021
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 7, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Nuru (Guest) on October 28, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 26, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Maida (Guest) on October 22, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 20, 2021
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Majid (Guest) on October 19, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Husna (Guest) on October 18, 2021
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Hawa (Guest) on October 18, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Salma (Guest) on October 8, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 26, 2021
๐ Gotta save this!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 17, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Sofia (Guest) on September 17, 2021
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Halimah (Guest) on August 19, 2021
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Mchawi (Guest) on August 18, 2021
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Jamal (Guest) on August 3, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 22, 2021
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 21, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 19, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 17, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 14, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Mohamed (Guest) on July 8, 2021
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2021
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 6, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 17, 2021
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Zubeida (Guest) on June 16, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 12, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 8, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Khatib (Guest) on June 4, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 3, 2021
๐ Bookmarking this!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 29, 2021
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Baraka (Guest) on April 22, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
George Tenga (Guest) on April 21, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 17, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Omar (Guest) on April 5, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 4, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 2, 2021
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Zubeida (Guest) on March 7, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 5, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on March 2, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 22, 2021
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 17, 2021
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 15, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 12, 2021
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Salma (Guest) on February 4, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on January 29, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Bakari (Guest) on January 25, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Raha (Guest) on January 19, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on January 12, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on January 7, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Tambwe (Guest) on January 3, 2021
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 29, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 16, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 12, 2020
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 3, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 24, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Nassor (Guest) on November 22, 2020
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Maulid (Guest) on November 17, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ