Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! 🎵😂
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! 🎸🥁🎤
Biashara (Guest) on July 28, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 17, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Shabani (Guest) on July 14, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 14, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 9, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Baridi (Guest) on June 30, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 24, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Binti (Guest) on June 18, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Chiku (Guest) on June 17, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 3, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Nyota (Guest) on May 24, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Faiza (Guest) on May 21, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
John Mushi (Guest) on May 21, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 19, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Asha (Guest) on May 10, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 30, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Hamida (Guest) on April 25, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Majid (Guest) on April 20, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Arifa (Guest) on April 19, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Omari (Guest) on March 30, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Sarafina (Guest) on March 26, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Khamis (Guest) on March 25, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Salum (Guest) on March 25, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Rabia (Guest) on March 25, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mchuma (Guest) on March 20, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 16, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 10, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Shukuru (Guest) on March 5, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 4, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Mgeni (Guest) on March 1, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Ali (Guest) on February 19, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 18, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 18, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Amir (Guest) on February 18, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 12, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 7, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Umi (Guest) on February 3, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Issack (Guest) on January 30, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 24, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 23, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 19, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Majid (Guest) on January 16, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
Jamila (Guest) on January 5, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 4, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 2, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Jaffar (Guest) on January 1, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Husna (Guest) on December 31, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 28, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 26, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 18, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 11, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Kheri (Guest) on December 10, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Raha (Guest) on December 10, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 6, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Abubakari (Guest) on November 14, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 14, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Sumaya (Guest) on November 4, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 26, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
John Kamande (Guest) on October 25, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 19, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄