Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 17, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 12, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 11, 2021

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Hassan (Guest) on September 8, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 5, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Nuru (Guest) on September 4, 2021

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

John Mushi (Guest) on August 30, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 23, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Habiba (Guest) on August 18, 2021

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 16, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Ndoto (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 25, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 24, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 7, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Omari (Guest) on June 25, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 25, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Wande (Guest) on June 15, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 15, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mazrui (Guest) on June 14, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Chum (Guest) on June 14, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 8, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 8, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

James Kimani (Guest) on June 3, 2021

😆 Saving this one!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 2, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Kheri (Guest) on May 13, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 5, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Khalifa (Guest) on May 1, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Nashon (Guest) on April 27, 2021

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 27, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 22, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Jafari (Guest) on April 12, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 10, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Nyota (Guest) on April 5, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

David Chacha (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 26, 2021

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 25, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 18, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Zainab (Guest) on March 15, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Kheri (Guest) on March 8, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Abdillah (Guest) on March 5, 2021

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 3, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 26, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 25, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Nchi (Guest) on February 24, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 18, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 16, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 12, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Daudi (Guest) on February 10, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 7, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Nuru (Guest) on January 19, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 16, 2021

😄 Perfect joke!

Zulekha (Guest) on January 14, 2021

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 12, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Rabia (Guest) on January 6, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 29, 2020

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Rashid (Guest) on December 29, 2020

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 26, 2020

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 15, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎