Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji 😄 adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 2, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Josephine (Guest) on October 2, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 17, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 8, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 5, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 2, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 27, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 24, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 23, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Asha (Guest) on August 2, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 30, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
Furaha (Guest) on July 23, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 19, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Josephine (Guest) on July 12, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 8, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Muslima (Guest) on June 22, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 15, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 9, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 4, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Furaha (Guest) on May 28, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 27, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Hekima (Guest) on May 20, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 18, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Baraka (Guest) on May 18, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 7, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Husna (Guest) on May 3, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Neema (Guest) on April 29, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 22, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Shani (Guest) on April 22, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Josephine (Guest) on April 16, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
John Mushi (Guest) on April 14, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 31, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Jaffar (Guest) on March 30, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 30, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 29, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Jamal (Guest) on March 28, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Sofia (Guest) on March 18, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Kheri (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 28, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 26, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 19, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 7, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 6, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 5, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 4, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 2, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 29, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Mchawi (Guest) on January 28, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Maimuna (Guest) on January 1, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 1, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 26, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Maimuna (Guest) on December 24, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 19, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Nyota (Guest) on December 18, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 13, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Salma (Guest) on December 12, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 11, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 10, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 5, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔