The "Tweet-er"!
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Explanation: The bird that loves construction work is called the "Tweet-er" because it loves to sing while building nests! Just like how we tweet on social media, this bird tweets while working with construction tools. It's a chirpy little builder who gets the job done with a happy melody. 🎶🏗️
Umi (Guest) on October 13, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 8, 2021
😄 You got me!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 3, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 28, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Shabani (Guest) on September 25, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Sharifa (Guest) on September 12, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Rashid (Guest) on September 2, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 28, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Fadhila (Guest) on August 25, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 12, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 2, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
John Lissu (Guest) on July 28, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Jamila (Guest) on July 22, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 14, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Habiba (Guest) on July 2, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Fadhili (Guest) on June 27, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 20, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Kheri (Guest) on June 17, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Makame (Guest) on June 13, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Baridi (Guest) on June 5, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 31, 2021
🤣 Pure genius!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 27, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Khalifa (Guest) on May 25, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 22, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 20, 2021
😆 That punchline!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 16, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Jamila (Guest) on May 9, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 6, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Kahina (Guest) on April 27, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Nahida (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 4, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Hekima (Guest) on February 14, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 5, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Hawa (Guest) on February 4, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Ali (Guest) on January 30, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 26, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 18, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Baraka (Guest) on January 15, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 30, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 29, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
George Mallya (Guest) on December 23, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 10, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 8, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 4, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 9, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 29, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 12, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 11, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 10, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Fadhili (Guest) on October 2, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 28, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Hekima (Guest) on September 20, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Hamida (Guest) on September 4, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 1, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 1, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 25, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸