Short Answer: Gobble yes! π¦π₯³
Explanation: Oh, absolutely! Turkey leftovers are like the superheroes of the culinary world. They swoop in with their low-fat content, high protein, and essential nutrients, making them the perfect post-feast fuel. Plus, they'll help you save time and money because you won't need to cook for days! So, dig into those leftovers and let your taste buds do the happy turkey dance! Just remember to share some with the fridge too, it'll be so jealous it might start gobbling! π¦π½οΈπ
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π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
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Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
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π Totally didnβt see that coming!
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The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
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Wande (Guest) on November 7, 2021
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
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I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
James Kawawa (Guest) on October 20, 2021
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Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 19, 2021
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Rukia (Guest) on October 12, 2021
π This joke just made my day!
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Masika (Guest) on October 4, 2021
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Selemani (Guest) on October 4, 2021
π Iβm saving this one!
Nchi (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Sarafina (Guest) on September 20, 2021
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
John Malisa (Guest) on September 16, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Yusuf (Guest) on September 6, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 1, 2021
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 30, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 25, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Rashid (Guest) on August 5, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Zainab (Guest) on July 21, 2021
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Chum (Guest) on July 20, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Makame (Guest) on July 17, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 16, 2021
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 12, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2021
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Shamsa (Guest) on May 31, 2021
π Pure comedy gold!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 31, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 29, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Rukia (Guest) on May 26, 2021
π Canβt wait to share this!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 19, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 14, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Makame (Guest) on May 5, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 4, 2021
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 30, 2021
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Zuhura (Guest) on April 23, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Shamim (Guest) on April 3, 2021
π Rolling on the floor!
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 2, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Rubea (Guest) on March 29, 2021
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 11, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 9, 2021
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Neema (Guest) on February 28, 2021
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Nashon (Guest) on February 26, 2021
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
James Mduma (Guest) on February 23, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 18, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
David Chacha (Guest) on February 12, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Daudi (Guest) on February 11, 2021
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Salma (Guest) on February 4, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Safiya (Guest) on January 26, 2021
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 26, 2021
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Kassim (Guest) on January 23, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Nashon (Guest) on January 23, 2021
π You got me good!
Abdillah (Guest) on January 11, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 2, 2021
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Tambwe (Guest) on December 30, 2020
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ