Short Answer: Because the trees can't stop s-๐ตhakin' it off! ๐ณ๐ถ
Explanation: The forest is so noisy because the trees are constantly swaying and rustling their leaves, as if they're dancing to their own beat. Just like Taylor Swift's catchy song "Shake It Off," the trees in the forest can't resist grooving to nature's rhythm, creating a symphony of sound. So, next time you're in the woods, remember to join the party and dance along with the noisy forest! ๐๐ณ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 9, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Neema (Guest) on July 14, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 11, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Husna (Guest) on July 2, 2022
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 1, 2022
๐ What a joke!
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 29, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 9, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 6, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Mzee (Guest) on June 3, 2022
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 22, 2022
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Chiku (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Asha (Guest) on May 13, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Zuhura (Guest) on May 13, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 27, 2022
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on April 24, 2022
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 19, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Husna (Guest) on April 16, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Binti (Guest) on April 16, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 10, 2022
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 7, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 7, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 27, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
James Kimani (Guest) on March 23, 2022
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
John Malisa (Guest) on March 22, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 19, 2022
๐ Still cracking up!
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 16, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Khalifa (Guest) on March 1, 2022
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 26, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 9, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Kassim (Guest) on February 4, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 4, 2022
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 4, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 2, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Kazija (Guest) on January 31, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Maida (Guest) on January 25, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 23, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 16, 2022
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Makame (Guest) on December 30, 2021
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 28, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Amina (Guest) on December 25, 2021
๐ That punchline!
Nuru (Guest) on December 17, 2021
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 12, 2021
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Biashara (Guest) on November 4, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Salima (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
George Tenga (Guest) on October 29, 2021
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 24, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 22, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 19, 2021
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 9, 2021
๐ This is too funny!
Mwanais (Guest) on October 9, 2021
๐ That punchline was epic!
Khalifa (Guest) on October 7, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 27, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Mashaka (Guest) on September 20, 2021
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 16, 2021
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 13, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Latifa (Guest) on September 11, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 2, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Omari (Guest) on September 2, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 31, 2021
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Salum (Guest) on August 22, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ