Short Answer: Because they wanted to "shade" their amazing teaching skills! ๐
Explanation: The teacher had to wear sunglasses because their teaching prowess was just too bright for the students to handle! ๐ They wanted to protect their students from being blinded by their immense knowledge and captivating lessons. Plus, who wouldn't want to look super cool while imparting knowledge? The sunglasses are a fun way for the teacher to show off their incredible teaching style and keep the class engaged with their awesomeness! ๐ถ๏ธ
Zuhura (Guest) on October 14, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 1, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Abdillah (Guest) on September 28, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 23, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 5, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on August 11, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Issa (Guest) on August 8, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Mjaka (Guest) on August 8, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on August 8, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on August 4, 2022
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Mzee (Guest) on July 29, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Nchi (Guest) on July 15, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Hashim (Guest) on July 14, 2022
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 11, 2022
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 10, 2022
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 8, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 5, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 4, 2022
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Fadhila (Guest) on June 30, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rashid (Guest) on June 29, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 26, 2022
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Salum (Guest) on June 15, 2022
๐ This is too funny!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 13, 2022
๐ This made my day!
Nahida (Guest) on June 4, 2022
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 24, 2022
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 20, 2022
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Makame (Guest) on May 3, 2022
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 28, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
George Tenga (Guest) on April 27, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Athumani (Guest) on April 18, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 15, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Kahina (Guest) on April 14, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 12, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 8, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Zakaria (Guest) on March 29, 2022
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Rubea (Guest) on March 27, 2022
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 25, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 16, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 14, 2022
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 14, 2022
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Zubeida (Guest) on March 13, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Mhina (Guest) on March 3, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 27, 2022
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 26, 2022
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Makame (Guest) on February 19, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 14, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 13, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 5, 2022
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Halimah (Guest) on January 25, 2022
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Habiba (Guest) on January 17, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Halima (Guest) on January 16, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 4, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 20, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 1, 2021
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Nchi (Guest) on November 29, 2021
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Mariam (Guest) on November 19, 2021
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 7, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Nashon (Guest) on November 4, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐