Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! 🤓👀
Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! 😉📚
Saidi (Guest) on October 25, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 21, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Halima (Guest) on October 4, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Nassor (Guest) on September 20, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 19, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 13, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Rubea (Guest) on September 11, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 28, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 17, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 7, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Jaffar (Guest) on August 6, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 5, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
John Kamande (Guest) on July 31, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 22, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 20, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Sekela (Guest) on July 17, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 14, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 29, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 26, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 21, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
John Mushi (Guest) on June 18, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 16, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Umi (Guest) on June 11, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Furaha (Guest) on June 10, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 6, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 27, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Sultan (Guest) on May 10, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 20, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Frank Macha (Guest) on April 18, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 12, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Nahida (Guest) on April 8, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 5, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
Mohamed (Guest) on April 1, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Arifa (Guest) on March 31, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Husna (Guest) on March 24, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 20, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Yusuf (Guest) on March 17, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Bahati (Guest) on March 16, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
George Tenga (Guest) on March 15, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 14, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
Furaha (Guest) on March 2, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 21, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
Maida (Guest) on February 21, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
Salima (Guest) on February 20, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 7, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 4, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 30, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 30, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Tambwe (Guest) on January 16, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Khadija (Guest) on January 15, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Maulid (Guest) on January 11, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 4, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Yusra (Guest) on December 26, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 26, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Rahim (Guest) on December 9, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 6, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 6, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 2, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼